A Stroke of Genius
Perhaps this is the end, or is it the end of the end meaning that something is about to begin? If so, then the end is not something to fear, but rather, something to celebrate as it heralds the arrival of the next phase. The following chapter. The post-script. The second ...

Definition of Irony
Definition of Irony Wife wants a divorce and thinks she can raise the kids better on her own. Wife can't get anyone to watch the kids while she goes to her attorney to file for divorce, so who does she ask? Her husband! ...

IN FRISCO JELLY
IN FRISCO JELLY Christopher Skolik I was the Emperor Nero Cat, all and everyone knew it; get the respect then, see? They fair tremble with admiration tempered on envy. Dr Copernicus Dog cut my morphine script down to zero, sat in his consulting room of cold white bones and used car parts, the ...

the hidden sexuality of the 9/11 attacks
THE SEXUALITY OF THE 9/11 ATTACKS. The attackers and those behind the 9/11 atrocities are suffering from deformed sexual urges-there is some suggestion that within both the Taliban and Al Qaeda homosexuality is rife, which within such a mediaeval hothouse environment is liable to prove psycho-toxic. The planes themselves can easily be ...

Wife Beater Shirt
I buy the Hanes three in a pack I have a house, not big, but not a shack I drink my juice sitting on the couch I have no ambition, I am referred to as the slouch I sit out front and drunk before the morning sun With My Wife ...

Bubba Spent the Night
Our son asked can a friend stay over He just moved here from dover The friend says tonight's Friday, usually we have pig's innards He says my name is Cleetus Billy Joe Jim Bob Jones, after he stutters out his name, it's time for dinner But you can call me Bubba, he seems very ...

Electric Shock Gag Pen Trick
One day I was sitting there by my lonesome when I light bulb appeared over my head...literally. I guess it wasn't installed right and the damn thing just fell on my head. It was a big light bulb as I was sitting underneath a department store sign. ...

Me
I was always the different one at school. The one who acted older. The one who looked older. At a young age I loved God, but that love was lost. I lost his trust when the bullying started. The same three girls. Jade, Samantha and Stevie. Thought they were ...

Of Walruses and Homeless People
There was a man who lived in Chicago. This man was homeless, and his name was Joe. Each night before he went to bed, he would hang down his head and he would cry and cry. He knew if he stayed in his city he would starve and die. So he stowed away on a big ...

Rant on old people
What the hell is it with most old people there, annoying, crazy and in the way? I mean they got nothing to do all day so; they purposely get in the way of the hard working middle class. They get up bright and early at the ass crack of dawn. ...