Rant on old people
What the hell is it with most old people there, annoying, crazy and in the way? I mean they got nothing to do all day so; they purposely get in the way of the hard working middle class. They get up bright and early at the ass crack of dawn. ...

Just mowing the lawn.
It is a routine that is followed every fucking Sunday from April through to Fucking October. Cutting, manicuring and preening. Such a sad depressing life this is, mowing lawns to perfection followed by washing the car. Competition and a one-up-man-ship that each, and every fucker in this drab Mercedes lined street ...

Love: Disease by Aimee Friedland
When I was younger I used to enjoy watching re-runs of the 70’s “Dating Game” Show. Three nearly identical blondes would sit on one side of the daisy-wallpapered divider as a charming young man interviewed them from the other side. “Contestant Number 1: What qualities do you look for in a ...

A King's Tale
Let me tell you a story. It's about a king. He was a kind man who ruled over his people with a good heart and abundant fairness. His white beard gave him the appearance of a sage. Riding high upon his white stallion, his elegance and kindness radiated from him ...

An Addicts Story
I had become utterly dispondent over a lack of hot tamales. I had been dry for almost a week. But good news travels fast, as it should. My son arrived home from school to inform me that local corner shop was in fresh supply of hot tamales, not the jumbo ...

The Regional Airport
A trip to the airport is very much like a first date; your nervous and excited, there may be a few mandatory pat downs, and both firearms and explosives are strictly prohibited. Unlike a date however, one doesn’t necessarily count on walking the pilot to his door at the end ...

living in my van
I drink therefore i am pissing in a 40 in the back of my van aint aint an easy task the holes are so small .i dream and fantasise of a dog and a life yet to be had black pug named jacko my unseen road dog as the ...

Taking Care of Business
“Look at her…” my wife calls to me, “Huh-wha?” I turn to look at my 18-month old daughter with one hand on the edge of the couch and the other hand a balled up fist on her side. Her face turns pink then red and you can hear the ...

Thoughts of a 22-Year-Old Virgin
I’m about to graduate from college, and it is kind of a weird feeling to be a virgin, with images of sex having been shown to me every single day of my life since the day I was born. Thank you beer commercials. Like everyone else in my generation I ...

Share a Seed if You Please
A transition of marvels seeks equilibrium upon the harvest of vision while all customs are rearranged in accordance with the wishes of prime groups of investors in the philosophical reverence of the treatise of mind management and timely tillage. Moreover, the constituents may favor the savory fresh flavors provided via ...