Internet dates..friends or foes?
True Story...I'm on an internet dating site and she writes me...she askes questions like, "do you have any funnt internet dating stories, do you like GW Bush, do you like BUTTERFLIES(I kid you not)....my (actual) answer: OK, let's get THIS straight too...there's nothing, I mean NOTHING funny about internet dating. ...

The Bright Side of Life
the world hates me and i'm beginning to hate it back. i don't understand what's wrong with me. to me i don't feel like there's all that much wrong with me. i'm brutally honest at times, sometimes overrly sensitive, and socially uncomfortable. i guess i can be self-serving too. most ...

deadly turtle
no one ever expects natures slow poke,the turtle, but be aware these other wise boring animals are secretly plotting to tsake over the world. they have a leader cortez, he's part of the dark under belly of the turtle movement. they are planning to poison our water and take our lives. so ...

Tell me...
...is it really so absurd to want to have your eggs dragged in the dirt each morning before you eat them? is it really so absurd to want to take your hand-basket and catch it on fire, only because you want to feel the flesh melting off your hands, as you ...

the man who is dying in africa
ahhhrggGGG WHHAA GOOO lOojdj errr.... sorry im in inexplicable pain at the moment.. areerrrryyyYYhhH...turtle im dying it hinKKKK ...sorry, i mean i think.. tiger...got...meeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE^^^^&36309 owowwww... anyway the goose and the tiger bar got me to...duoshhhhsHH ouch i can see the light... it is getting closer... zaoijhHHHHHHHGGGGTTTTTT oWUDGgcgg dogbiscuit ouchywowow THE END ...

PSU
PLEASE Mom! Seriously what else am I going to do? I'm not going back to camp, you don't want to be bother drivng me back and forht to a job. Trust me, that would be extremely time consuming Not to mention a waste of gas money. ...

Short Story of Hands and Feet
One day I was talking to this person named She, She was a girl. I said, "Well you know how gloves are for hands?" She says, "Yeah. So what?" I said, "Well, you also know how shoes are for feet?" She replied, "Yeah. What is your point?" I pointed at her chest and said, ...

Peeps do not fare well when put to the test
Easter has come and gone like a gypsy caravan once again, but one thing still remains -- Easter candy. Checking expiration dates on bags and containers, 1999 Easter candy should last until 2450. People decide to buy candy following the holiday in hopes of big bargains. A specific type of candy ...

Video Games.
There once was a boy and he loved to play games all day long. Well one day he woke up and had to go to school. He quickly took a fast shower and got on his laptop, before he could think is was already 3:00 pm and school was over, ...

Babbet's Feast
I always thought it was kind of funny when it got cold their lips got thin as they got old and their noses' was always runny. ...