My, my, my aren't we eager to know the title?
Something...? By: Yuki So I'm a pancake man, er... no I'm not... (POOF!) Nevermind... I, good sir, am a circle, and you... YOU! Are a square! No... no no... I am a square and you are merely a circle... but.... What's this? AH HAH! I-I am a great hawk and ...

THE carrot, duck and the farmer
Once upon I time there was a duck. One day The duck found a carrot. He didnt know what to do, so he ate it. Then a Farmer came and yelled at him. "that was my carrot" he yelled. The duck was about to cry when the farmer was hit ...

Once upon a time....The end...
Once was upon a time. Time said it was okay for once to sit on him so once did and time did not complain. It had always been this way between the both of them ever since time was borned once and time became time which was once upon a time ago. Of course, once had ...

A Better Version
So, why would a guy named Jacob ever want to invent something. Let's say Jacob invented an effin ladder. What would this ladder do? He didn't know, but it was a first. Sure give him all the credit, her made the first.. .... idiot. The next ...

The armless lampost
hi you may not recognise me but you should, you see me nearly every day of every week, i am the armless lamppost! on the nights where you refused a lift home and told them you'll be fine you fancy a walk! And that you needed to find out the sqaure ...

Doctors parogitive
Why must a doctor decide our fate... What if instead of choosing our fate, we chose there lives, from there wives, to home, to whether they live or die. Instead of them being a doctor maybe a lawsuit can have them turn to janitorial work ...

Bob, Bobskingdom, and the PBG
Giabyustanp was bobsledding through World Cookie Dough Master Go-Go Sticker Banana Yellow Green Green Pink Jungle on his coconut/home (as he was only 6mm and 6 ¾ of a micrometer tall exactly, yet surprisingly –other than his perfectly uncomplicated size- people could easily see and distinguish him) (he lives in ...

A Trip to the Dentist
Last Thursday I was finally forced to visit my friendly Chinese dental practitioner Dr. Won Char-Pang. On my last visit, Dr. Pang had indicated I needed a root canal. My first impression was that a root canal was something you did to unplug your septic system. I came to discover ...

Walnuts
Once there was this kid named Steve Stim and he loved gummy bears. Well one day at school he had his gummy bears stolen by Jimmy Jim Jimmicle Jimit and Steve wasn't happy about this at all. Steve was so upset that he started to cry and everyone ...

reality rehab redux
the snow is melting inside my home outside of the city which only consists of one block really and if you dont know which block that is then you havent loved here long enough. my lady thinks that i should quit my afternoon job and become a connoisseur of dance. ...