BUSINESS
I tell everyone else what to do and that's how I run my business. Business means the world to me and I mean the world to business. I get up ten minutes before everyone else just to show how clever I am and if the early bird gets all the worms, then ...

The Guide to Panic
A Humorous Story by Patrick Simmons “Gentlemen, we are doomed” said Dr. Doweoaremed in his usual loud annoyed voice. “Oh, shut the ek’ up” replied Mr. Noarentwe, ‘we’re just in trouble.” They were in the outer reaches of Nukeville, in the Nukeville Power Plant. It was an atomic power plant, and ...

Who is my fork?
I was walking to school one day when i suddenly forgot where I was. I was standing i a weird street corner that was covered in honey and toe clippings and I thought to myself, "What a wonderful sandwich" and as I finished the wonderful sandwich, I suddenly realised I ...

Talking to myself
"You gotta quit doing that man." "What are you talking about?" "You're talking to yourself man. You are having a conversation with yourself." "I know, well I'm just expressing creative", "Na man, you are still doing it. You are still talking to yourself." "Ok, ok, I get it, fine, then I'll stop. I was really ...

ludacris and j-kwon
it was a normal saturday night and my best friend was sleeping over an she decided to call her dad at his resturaunt in kentucky and it turns out j-kwon and luda wewr in the resturaunt along with chingy an some other freinds well when her dad was serving him ...

i love to eat what is good at the time of wanting to eat what is good at the time of wanting to eat what is good at the time of being hungry[multi-lingual]
joshua-mon-moshua was not real. he was. he hopped in the oven and ordered friend rice that liked to be called patty-mon-matty.o joshua-mon-moshua não era real. era real. hopped no forno e requisitou o arroz do amigo que gostou de ser chamado patty-mon-matty-mon-matty. eu sugo o queijo. je suce ...

Wrongly Accused
It was a cool summers evening and I found myself sipping on some well deserved WD-40. Sure, my dad drank most of it, but I salvaged a passable quantity. As I finished the bottle I noticed a young Etruscan walking down the street. I stopped ...

You can be Polonius
It was amazing. I had a quiz last period and I could not even remember what the story was about. Something about Rosencratz and Guildensturm. Hamlet was asking some questions and I realized that the chicken I ate for dinner last night was awful. Certain things in life really bother me. ...

And Then There Were None
An Absurd Play by Anand Selvam CHARACTERS: WADDLES: A short, incredibly corpulent young man, whose oblivious, shallow thought characterizes the world. ROBIN: The typical side-kick figure, always quick to react, and whose fickle nature depicts the turning tides of human thought. MAN # 1: A supposedly popular, handsome young man, who embodies ...

Life's Black Box
Characters Booboisy -Emotion personified. Quix -Reason personified. Setting An empty room with an odd oversized clock on the wall. The walls, floor, and ceiling are black. Both characters are dressed in bright clothing. Both characters stand and talk without any noticeable movement or emotion. The clock starts at midnight and functions at a normal ...