wands,broomsticks and anything inbetween.
It was a saturday.A normal average saturday.A extreamly ordinary perfectly normal with a 0.01 percent chance of it not being normal.But if it was a normal saturday then this will most proberly be a extremly ordinary perfectly normal with a 0.01 percent chance of it being an increderbly boring ...

The Little Blue Pond
Once- and I know that is the word that usually begins fables and fairy tales- there was a land. It was far, far away (don't ask how far away for I can't recall, this was a great many years ago) there lived a child. And now we begin ...

Lying Baby
This kid was 3 years old. He told everyone in town that he was 87 years old. By coincidence, the next day some huge wrestler came into town and said, "I'm a big wrestling guy! I'm here looking for a fight! I'll fight anyone who's 87 years old!" Some guy ...

My pets drink my peeepee
We had 3 weeks no watter here in the house, and my mum forbid me to give the water that we still had to give my pets, so i made my peepee in a bucket, and gave it my dog and my hamster to drink, and they really like it, ...

gibberish
This is how you speak gibberish. blaben shaken dahk flagen tayoeday slikksid notdgy crippen do hippin flippin quistey niser fliser hapen flack deo deay nosey gosey dajen doo!!!!!! translated its my fat cat wants to eat a way at your llammas ear and then ride it to a far away land ...

Phil The Robot
Chapter 1 ...

muriel the great great grandmother of heavy metal
Muriel McBean is Seventy-Three years young, she weighs thirty-eight Kilograms and she is one meter and fifty-eight centimetres tall. She has black hair of which has turned partly grey and white through time. She always carries her army style electric guitar, her large amplifier, and her bottle of pills. Muriel ...

carrots are bad for lizards
once a lizard named Phil ate a carrot. ted nugent shot him with an arrow, and then ted's medicine man skinned phil and ate him (carrot included). that's not the end, though; the medicine man, who's name was Margaret, choked on Phil's carrot! ted nugent had no idea what to ...

The Legend of Ricardo
Ricardo was tired that day so she sat down on the park bench next to a sleeping hobo who woke up upon her arrival. "Aren't you Ricardo?" he asked. "Yes, and my mother was Ricardo, and my grandmother before her," Ricardo replied, fumbling in her pocket for something or another. Probably ...

the beginnings of the greatest band ever
10-10-987. The history of the greatest lyricists ever. Period. Ostensibly we met each other on a 'play date' that our parents arranged when we were 23. In actuality the both of us faked mental retardation to get special treatment and not have to go to normal school. Our paths intervened ...