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The Devil's Survival Guide

Congratulations, you have reached The Devil's Survival Guide. In order to better understand this website, we will provide an overview of how it came into existence.

After the enemy created their own website, we had no choice other than to establish our own. At first we thought about making a website that would tempt potential residents of hell, but soon realized that a sheer majority of the Internet already did this. Consequently we had to conjure up another idea for a website that would in our continual struggle against the enemy.

After much deliberation, we decided to focus on the lack of resources for budding tempters. Considering the deplorable state of our schools and institutions, it is amazing we could even compete with the more knowledgeable enemy. In order to reconcile the differences in education, we created this website.

The website sets out to teach the novice fiend how to successfully survive as a tempter. We daresay it has been successful. Since the introduction of the website, the success rate of first time tempters has nearly doubled.

Keep in mind this is The Devil's Survival Guide, and not The Devil's Prosperity Guide. We only teach the basics. If you are a more experienced servant of our father below, this website may be of little use to you. Experience is the only way to acquire the more advanced techniques of tempting. However, experienced tempters may find humor in some of the failed conversions.

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