From: prof.bilkseal@hell.edu
To: furyspawn@purgatory.gov
Subject: Congratulations on your acceptance into HU!
Date: 2 April 2002 13:57:53
Dear Furyspawn,
It is my pleasure to inform you of your acceptance into The University of Hell at Infernal-Pandemonium. Your credentials were absolutely phenomenal, and the Dean here had no hesitation in approving my recommendation for you. However, I find it a little troubling that you were placed into Purgatory from what I can see on your application. I see no redeeming qualities to your character that would even give a shred of doubt that you belonged here in Hell in the first place. I have to question whether you told the whole truth in what you sent us. Outstanding! Truly any of the Enemy in you has gone if you were bold enough to lie on your application. Since our decision is binding, you have no choice but to attend our program. If you fail to arrive here within one week, I will be forced to personally condemn you to the ninth circle for all of eternity. Believe me, that is the one place you don’t want to be. Some of our best School of Torture graduates work there. By the way, if you want to change your major from Corruption to any of our other highly regarded programs, I invite you to talk with your counselor. Only the best move on to employment in Hell, the others that lack motivation either get low-level employment in other departments or are placed into eternal punishment. If you no longer are interested in Corruption, speak with the counselor immediately or risk damnation. I expect to see you here soon to begin your studies.
Regards,
Bilkseal
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