Features

The Waste Land Generator : This program takes sentences from various books and compiles them into your very own The Wasteland poem. If you are unsatisfied, refresh the page to see a different poem.

Snoop Dog Translator : Having trouble conversing with you neighborhood Snoop Dog? This translator is just what you nizzle.

How Will I die? : Find out how your life will end. Very Scientific.

The Thesaurusizer : Uses a thesaurus to make your sentences sound smarter and make less sense

The Ebonics Translator : Ebonics AHOY!

The Misspellilizer : This little thing misspells words for you. How useful!

The Devil's Survival Guide : The Ultimate Protection against "Good"

1337 Translator : Yet another 1337 translator. Why use this one? It doesn't "PWN", it "|24p35".