The Three Friends
Far on this one island lurk many things. Volcanoes, 10 foot tall trees, paths leading to no where, absolutely no humans, it’s practically a big forest with a huge volcano in the middle. They call this island: Nephanie. No one really knows what it’s called, ...

“ SO STOP THE VIOLENCE !”
“ SO STOP THE VIOLENCE !” so stop the violence so you wont have to hop over them fences/ everytime you hear sirens, so the media doesn’t have to follow you to the courthouse/ while playing sad sounding violins, so ...

"homophobe" (non-bisexual )
"homophobe" don't get me wrong/ when girls are bi/ that's hot, but when guys do it/ it's just not! (ha ha neah neah) don't you know/ nowadays bisexuality is rampant, and i'm the only heterosexual left..../ ...

"iiiiiii'mmmm ccccrrrrraaaaazzzzyyy"
"iiiiiii'mmmm ccccrrrrraaaaazzzzyyy" I’M AN ALIEN FROM ANOTHER PLANET, WHERE MY FATHER’S FIANCEE DIED / THEN CAME BACK RESURRECTED AS HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND JANET, DAMN IT!, CELEBRITIES ARE MIND READERS, THEY SWEAR THIS ISN’T TRUE/ I’M CRAZY/ AND I.. AM.. JESUS, THEY CAN ...

Hows that for self-esteem?
”God, I know I don’t believe in you that much; I know I sometimes try to hate you, and I convince myself not to pray to you. I know that I pretty much have no faith in anything involving prayer or belief or worship of any kind. But I also ...

my trip to hell
Knieel, How are you? How is the world of numbersth and figuresth (I am sorry, SOMEONE clubbed me, rather viciously and on the head as I sat in the hotel bar – ever since I have been talking with a lisp-th)I know what you are thinking; ‘Why hasn’t Dusty ...

"DEMONS"
i have lyrics for sale, would you be interested in working with me? "DEMONS" I KNOW ALL THEIR DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS, COME TAKE A WALK AND TALK WITH ME / STEP OUT OF DENILE/ AND MAYBE THEN YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SEE THIIS, JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS, SO YOU ...

Good goobaly goo
I went for a walk yesterday in my pasture, and saw a snake. It was a dumb snake because he followed me home, and then I shot it. I could not believe the snake was that stupid. I put him in a jar... it was a ...

Summer
Summer has come, with its hot sunny day, making all beautiful things around us, such as holidays in the country, picnics and haymaking parties. What color is summer? May be it is colorful or maybe green, just like the huge kinds of colorful rubber bracelets, spectacular and gorgeous! When spring came, ...

Homeless
Once again, I find myself without an abode. Thinking back on the good years in our economy, we really blew our savings on too much useless junk. Why is it that we only make good decisions after the fact? Just one of life's mysteries, I guess. ...