dumb story
once i had a dream where i was walking. walking. walking. walking. walking. walking. walking. walking. walking. walking. did i say the same thing over and over again? i did! well back to what i was saying. i was walking in a cave when a monster with 2 heads tryed ...

Later.Still
Later. Still. By Christopher Skolik Maybe human beings get through life by focusing their attention down to the smallest details, those soap opera comings and goings that make up the flickering magic lantern show of day to day existence, the little things that make life worth living, the details that stand ...

The frozen Non-Rat in southern California
Once there wasn't a Rat in southern California near a great small city called 0geid Nas. I'm talking about a real Non-Rat which means there were 0 Rats. That probably didn't matter to the Non-elephant which ate some Non-leaves from some Non-trees at this moment because he wasn't existent. ...

The Answering Cry, Tales of Pennilor
Cadvan glanced at the brambles over the riculet disconcertingly with a wary eye. The bushes rustles once again and this time, Cadavan sat down and sighed glancing around the cheerless campsite. "Maerad!" he thre back his head and yelled. The bushes rustled yet again, and Cadvan's lips were set in a tight ...

Sex & Dishwashing by Aimee Friedland
Starting Saturday I return to my 7-day work week. But I'm sick of washing dishes, scrubbing toilet bowls, being the last one in the restaurant and having to walk home drenched in water. It's degrading, it's disgusting, it's low-paying. I'm knee-deep in everyone else's grime and I can't stand it ...

Sexy Dreams by Aimee Friedland
I'm walking with Charlize Theron at an International Film Festival in Cape Town. ¡°I'm so glad to be back home,¡± she says, ¡°it seems like no one understands my accent wherever else I go.¡± I understand. She grabs me by the hand. ¡°I read your LiveJournal,¡± she continues, hushed. Oh. ¡°I thought, maybe I could be ...

My Angst!
I fucking hate so many aspects of the way our society functions. Corrupt politics, sure, but the issue that affects me most is the media and the way it's shaping the modern teenaged girl to hate her body, (I know this, because I'm one of them). I think it's obvious that ...

I'm going insane
I'm going insane. Which in my terms, is the fucking actions of being sane. This entire world acts so "sane" Work, home, bed. That is sane person on this planet. To me being titled "sane" isnt anything to be joyful for. I'm completly insane, i'm mad, i know i'm mad, ...

Four Animals
Once upon a time there were four different animals A giraffe a elephant a penguin and a unicorn. Until One Day The Penguin Ran Out Of Food And Ate The giraffe.From Then on everyone feared the penguin Except One Day The Elephant Was Sick Of The penguin So he steped on ...

A Tragic Ending
There Was A Penguin In A purple tuxedo with a rainbow afrom that loved to kill stuff so one day he went into the magical cave of candyand he found a dagger with blook on it and he was like mmmmmmmm Blooood is Yummmmmy. And He Licked the blood off ...