my pies! MY PIES!
One day when i came to the pie-store, wanting to buy a pie offcourse, i suddenly noticed this strange note on the glass: "Pies are now green" as i've never eaten green pies, i thoutgh i could give it a try. So i went in to the story. There was many people ...

Shoe: Fat people aren't laugh.
One day I was sitting at the table with my friends Thomas said something completely stupid and it made me laugh. I grabbed my stomach and laughed real big. I r b fat. I r b dumb. Anyway! I laugheded and my fat rippled up my body until it slapped me ...

martian mind control chocolate
if i was an astronaut i would want to fly to mars. they make really good candy. it's chocolate or sour or sweet and it's the perfectest candy you'll ever want to eat because the martians put mind control in it so that they can control you and you can ...

legendofthebluemonkeydough (Pronounced as written)
Mr kipling was entirely bored of jam tarts, and anyway he was sure they were the catalyst to the break down of his and Auntie Betties liason. But come on, we all know that woman cradles her Yorkshire Puddings just a little too tenderly to be entirely legal, if you ...

Hey, don't read this
I was in this desert a couple days ago, it was quiet and solemn. I just kept walking, It must of been half past seven or something because the sun was barely peeking up over the horizen. And there it was, a factory, that had appeared out of no ...

We cooked weiners over the fire
One happy and evil day with the squirrels and the crazy flower monster that was outside with us and stuff Me and my friends went to go make hot dogs over an open fire, but one of them lost his weiner. The fire was big in the distance and we all ran ...

The time we got our skin burnt from going into the burning house of tigers and we saw the giant and Steve Irwin in the distace.
Alright, well one day me and my friend Spoon were like, walking to this trashcan Now this trashcan is no ordinary trashcan, this trashcan is acually my friend's house. And her house was on fire! My friend is named Fork and she likes to eat onions. These onions are raw sometimes but ...

Scott
Alright, well one day me and my friend Spoon were like, walking to this trashcan Now this trashcan is no ordinary trashcan, this trashcan is acually my friend's house. My friend is named Fork and she likes to eat onions. These onions are raw sometimes but I don't know why. Anyways, we went ...

A no title story
One day there was a weird person and that weird person knew many other weird persons but never told anyone. Everyone who wasn't weird didn't talk too the weird person. She freaked them out. They claimed her to be gothic but she claimed to be punk. Then ...

Sarah and her cheese
Sarah and her cheese In Whyalla there is a girl called Sarah green and she loved her cheese. Her favorite type of cheese she liked to eat the cheese she liked to grow behind her Fridge. The way Sarah grew her favorite cheese is by pouring milk behind the fridge until ...