the massivly gross thing
ok so you see this is a true story one day some massivly gross thing got behind my sister named Retardo, but i coll her retard cus she is onen anyway so after she was eaten by "it" i wuz happi cuz i wuz posed to do her homwork for ...

The Win Appararatus
Okay I started this one day in class... trying to hide the fact that I was simming on my beloved laptop instead of working. Yepp. uhhh... more comments after.. Chapter 1 Pure, unadulterated, win. Kal watched as his best friend, Cindy, seemed to dance across the rocks on the ...

I might be ...
I Might be trying to lose sense to a world Yes I may have been wasted on that Leave it all to the others and spend it free Fly a life of freedom, with the wings spread This is me ... free like a bird trapped in this Man I’m and beast I thirst ...

cragg toe potesy - hoc the tope the toady
dont come near me, i want to be in the cage, stop taking my waistcoat, why is HE here, stop it, i havent got the trousers, when is he coming, have you got my skateboard, get it oput of the mayonaise. stop, hicky hick boom blaster i havent got the ...

so scary you will cry lol
I wrote this!!!! you have to go all the way down to read this scary thing or whatever In America there was a mass murder. Policemen went to investigate. Trying not to tread on the bodies, the police took pictures of each one. One policemen saw something on the opposite wall but ...

mircrosoft moodler
as you read this i want you to be warned that this story will self desruct. donde-es-sta-ehy-macarena! mike idk cetaphil makes my skin peel you are my life now. ok so like i hate mircrosoft. I am a apple. and i hope to go to microsoft one day and kidnap bill gates and take him ...

1 am insaneeee2
i am typing this to information you on my turdial behavoir +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Worksheet dircetions: fill in the bklanks Word Bank: Utah**** Steve Urkel *******suspenders******tv********bad urkel+++++++++++ 1. My ________ name is 00gl3z 2. ___________ is my homegurl. 3. Steve Ukrkel makes me horny in his ______________ 4. Steve urkels suspenders that make me horny is on ___ right now. 5. ...

a pain in the gas
hello my name is gus. i ride the bus. hello my name is gus and i ride the bus. the bus rides the gus. the gus rides the bus. then i wonder why hwen i click on insane it has nothing but insane but the toes one. and im depressed is there anyone out ...

i am insane 2
war-neing this is hte 00Gle with ten earlobes. nonononononono dont you dare fart. girl i will cut u. pffftf. omg u farted and den the umbreella fell in the skateborded and george lopez tooted. i c a lil siloetto of a man sqallamoush sclaaloumoush can you do the fan dan ...

i am insane.
umbrella. warning. microwave. window. pregant man. boost. ear. chair. nose. tuxedo. shoe. line. i am insane. i was at school and we have this weirdo kid that eats his scabs. and he steals everybodys spelling work books and i was looking at them and my teacher farted then all the suuden this music came out of nowhere. then i looked at ...