Where is he?
A photograph lay on the desk that showed a young man and a girl hugging on return from the boy's departure. The girl was so glad to have finally seen the boy, she abandoned the fact of killing herself. To her, having lost the boy would prove that she couldn't ...

a pain in the ass
Oooh, there it goes again… that scringing bubbling curdling swish, deep in the gut, that can only lead to one thing - a magnificent pain in the ass as the contents of my gargantuan colon make a hasty dash for the only nearby exit - a burning, whooshing splatter over ...

Large Marge
There was once a group of large women living together in a house in Chicago. The biggest of the women was Marge. She was a Mammoth object. Sometimes people would point at her and laugh and children would be paralyzed with fear as she rolled (yes, rolled, ...

Aurnto bertsy writes to you!
The greatest inventionista of our time was the sacred beeer-nose sock. My Aunt Betty wrote a whole page once about the beer-noise sock and its improtance on tiny (unfathomable!) people and their fears. "Queeble queeble queeble" she whispered unto us and our hamsters. Secretly we all loved her. ...

The bank robbery
One day Bent Owl went on a daily flight over the city of Jibberish Knickers. He flew over a bank named "Supersafe". Suddenly an alarm went off, a six foot muscular duck burst out of the bank carrying two big sacks. Six black ninja sheep were behind him, one shot ...

Goosey Loo and The Peanut
Here is a tale of upmost extravagance to all that read it. It is a tale of a young leppa called goosey loo. goosey loo had a bad case of lepracy, it ate away at her vital organs, the scientific name for this is nikratising vashitis, which is usually caused ...

journy of the people of yang jopopo 'series 3'
five people were walking though the woods of yang jopopo as they came across ... one of the most feared creatures of the land the rampaging mococo lamponeus rogalag licked toadstall man!!!!! this was a shock to the men and blood stained frog girl as one had not been seen for around ...

The mystic burger from albekerki
There was once a shop called big beef tomali. it was a shop of high importance, it sold cubes of processed liver and prism shaped lungs. now....we know, they know we know, we kmow they know we know....everybody knows. in a shop far far away however....to be precise in alberkerki ...

the man with no eyebrows
There was a man with big bushy eyebrows, they were all bushy and big and all that.........anyway. He woke up one one day and saw that he had no eyebrows. He missed his eyebrows, they were his only friend. He called them lefty and righty. So he had to put ...

The cheese man and his bed
everynow and then the cheese man goes to bed, he dreams about cheese, but one night he drempt about green cheese, you know the mouldy cheese that is mouldy and mouldy like, anyway, he woke up all cheesey and looked at his normally yellow cheesey leg and it was GREEN!!!! ...