Clebus and the blue-backed silver skinned bear
One day there was a giant man named clebus, he was very tall and everyone thought highly of him in a, short type of manner. anyway clebus, or shoe to his friends was walking alone the path of his founding fathers when he saw a familier sight, a giant blue-backed ...

BoreMAN in yellowville
this morning i woke up and looked at my window and you will never guess what i saw,!!!!!. IT WAS A GIGANTIC BIG LITTLE FUN LOVING CRAZY ANT!!! and it was being eaten by the boreMAN this evil crazed fish like monster was eating an ant can you belive it ...

read this at your own risk. randomness insues.also frightfully bad gramatical error.
David’s Insane Story Of Doom And Stuff Chapter 1 One day on the island of ever vengeful happiness monsters (also known as the MECH ARMADILLO) a young man was complaining. Why he was complaining is not known. It is not known because he was dead. and most sane people cannot get a logical answer from ...

world is not enough
once the prince of pigs was going in a helicopter to india when he spotted two girls doing fishing. he stopped and asked them for the fishing rods which they thought were plants. so, they thought the prince was mad and went home to tell their babies. the prince got ...

100% Improvised Story Demonstrating My Wacky Wacked Out Mind This Title Is Very Long Yo
Okay. Liek, there was like this time, and, like, I was like SO wanting to hang at the mall, kay? Well Mom was all like, "Oh no you dont, you have to clean your grandmomma." And I was all like, "Oh no you dih-ihnt" Then I ate my momma's head ...

Not So Normal Neo
Neo was a normal kid until one day his normal life changed forever. It was at this time, right now, that Neo the normal kid decided he was no longer going to be normal. He had usually took the bus to school but instead, today he decided to ...

Chicken Eggs
Once there was two eggs nobody knew what kind they were. Every chicken on the farm was curious about who laid them. Only two chickens knew,a Crested Blue Swedish and a Chinese Ringneck. When the farmer went to feed the animals he noticed the two eggs were hatching in the ...

Tij in the Mystery Room 2
Tij was laying on the bed in complete confusion. Then he began to feel this pain. It was sharp but it wasn't unpleasurable for some unknown reason.He actually felt rested in his own agony. He tried to lift his arm to explore his new found pain. When he tried the bottom ...

Tij in the Mystery Room
In a dark room with just tiny holes on the ceiling letting drops of light squeeze their way through the solid brick, Tij layed on the bed in complete confusion. He then heard something that sounded like thousands of pennies or dimes being thrown on the ground. Tij kept his ...

Did you see the roller coaster?
'My name is Mary Hawkford!' screamed the girl with the pigtails. 'Who are you and what are you doing in my can?' The carrot blinked and looked at the pea. 'Should we tell her?' she asked. 'Certainly' said the pea. 'Otherwise we'll have to call the phone booth. 'Alright' said the carrot to ...