Cliche
Why is it the moon. The cliche has invaded me. The earth is round. There are no other primal shapes in the universe. Life is an orb. And then the human form. It is so accurate. There could be no other higher intelligent life forms that do not possess a ...

The one brave chicken nugget
In the cafeteria one late night a burglar came through the chicken nuggets and asked the refrigerator to cook them so he could go to sleep. The blender replied “those are exponents” and continued working. Then one of the brave chicken nuggets stood up and walked away trying to sneak ...

beaker the speaker and the machete
once upon a time in a land of shelves there was a speaker named beaker. beaker wasn’t your normal speaker you see he wasn’t a marker. because of this he was severely picked on and so he went and killed himself. when he was hungry he then wanted to kill ...

For Mr Fallows
Dear James, I thought you could use this site as therapy to overcome your potential insanity. I found this site on Google just for you. I hope you enjoy. Best Regards, Tom ...

captain obvious despises you, obviously
its not that you are really that awful of a person, it's just that the trans-dimensional cat beings can't tell whether or not you have ever really seen dictionopolis. . . and besides, it doesn't matter what you have to say, because you are only human. unless, of course you ...

Mr.Pimptastic by TheHatta
Once upon a time there was a dud named Richard Reeds who went to space and got specialsuper powers. He could strech as long as he wanted and it didnt hurt him. One day, whil watchingm Oprah, he started jacking off and his dick kept getting bigger and ...

It happened in a day.
Sunday, My dad was dropping me off home and my mom asked him if he could fix our toilet after he dropped me off.My mother and father are divorced.When my dad is finished fixing the toilet, he asks my brother to stay for a little so they could talk. The ...

Oompa Loompas and the calculator forest
One day I was driving down the road and saw a math book lying on the side of the road. I pulled over and went to the book. As I opened it a strange noise that sounded like candy being unwrapped came from inside. All of a sudden I was ...

bam margera and the cloud of lonliness
one day a cow walked across the road. as the cow was approaching a big giant bananna car came down the street. bam margera who was the driver of this car saw the cow but didnt stop. he hit the cow and it shattered into a million pieces that turned ...

the child with the last name POO
once apon a time...in a far away land, lived a child named Edgar. Everyone would always make fun of him because he talked with a lisp and always wore the same brown corderoys. Edgar tried explaining to his classmates that the only reason they were brown was because he could ...