JO MAMMA
Once upon a time there was a man, he had a chicken suit on. He ran around town saying "I LOVE HILDA!" and then he exploded. Chunks of gore hit the bewildered onlookers, so they all screamed and panicked for their lives, for ribcages and giblets were hitting them. One ...

The Blue Man From Somewhere
there was once a very special man called jim, but he actually turned out to be a giraffe on the second tuesday of august because he ate an orange on friday although he was meant to go and run away with the leprechauns in ireland who liked to dance on ...

The carrt, Duck and farmer
Oce upn I time thare was a duck. One day The duck found a carrot. He didnt know whut to do, so he eat it. Then a Farmr came and yelled at him. "that was my carrot" he yelled. The duck was about to cry when the farmer was hit ...

Lolz.
Ok I am like: LOLZ And he is like: OMFG I am like: ??? And he is like: haxzors I am like: O rly? And he is like: LOLROLFLAMOBBQ I am like: U r t3h butsecks. ...

RANDOM TOOTHFAIRY 1
I went to see Santa at the mall. -Jimmy, would you like to see Santa's snake? -Okay. *wiggle wiggle* -... My PC is broken, but since im a phonebooth, i whacked the ball with my car. It made a funny noise and transformed into a CD-player. It started playing Barney's song "i love you, you ...

Good Times with Canadians and Cows
Marcel LeSoir was born in Laron, a tiny Canadian farm town about 150 miles from Quebec. He was a good little boy. He spent his days milking the cows and the pigs, feeding the horses, and doing other things around the farm to help his parents. He didn't think of ...

The pig and the dead dead and dead policewoman.
- no!!! you turned my potatos into an burning chimney! nooo!, sayd the pig. Suddenly, A policewoman fell down from the sky and died. - You are arrested, sayd the dead policewoman. - why?, sayd the fat pig. - Because i know you raped all the eggs, Replied the policewoman. - NO! IT CAN'T BE!, ...

1337!!112
ZoMfG!! One day i walked on teh street, YO CRIB! Then a bus drank a pine of juice, then ate some scones before it visited wimbeldon!!112 XD CRIB! O_o wtf is going on teh man says... Übercool qdyugwuejcdjwvquihduqwvgbcxjq (allso known as hair ... ;D) u got crib! teh dude answerd! TeH hOOrRoRR!!122 why im writin' ...

A pointless story
One day, the dog named John walked over the street. Suddenly, a pink car with three legs ran over the street. It stopped and asked for the 5`th session of Friends, but John told that it wasn`t made yet. The car was angry, and spitted cacodemons out his two mouths. The cacodemons duplicated each ...

Clark Kent
one day i was in my house. one day when i was in my house i barbequed. I barbequed barbeque food. though this has nothing to do with this story, neither has Clark Kent so i dont know why i named it that.... ok so i found this shotgun. And i tried to ...