The Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas And Dad didn't know That Mom knew about his Second wife, a ho. She crept up behind him, Shot him in the back, Cut off his limbs, And stuffed them in a sack. She went outside And dug a hole. Put the sack in and No one she told. But little did she know That around ...

Wizard of Oz - Ghetto Style
Daweesha sat outside on her front porch of her three family home in Waterbury, Connecticut. It was located on North Main Street, overlooking the fine scenery: drug deals, gang fights, and people smoking crack. The apartment Daweesha lived in had a small farm with it, which consisted of roaches, rats, ...

Gregory
Gregory Patterson, the public voice of Gov. Ruth Ann Minner's administration and one of the governor's longest-serving lieutenants, said Tuesday he is leaving the governor's office July 15 to become an adviser to Insurance Commissioner Matt Denn. Patterson, 33, has served as Minner's communications director since her election in 2000, ...

Superclichedude by Kurtis Smejkal
If you think hard you'll wonder how come all these Superhero's are everywhere. But wait have you met Superclichedude, with his red cape he flys around Supertown thwarting Super Bad Evil Dudes (S.B.E.D.) who threaten to enslave the world (Evil crackling laugh should follow). But when it looks like Superclichedude is ...

how soloff got her groove back
There once was a young chap named ERIC J SOLOFF THE THIRD anyway he grew up in flapper boston, yes flapper, kinda like a scrotum yet not. anyway while visiting the infamous BRANDIES UNIVERSITY he lost her groove. now u may be thinking thsi is goign to turn ...

“I-Doll-atry No Longer”
Parody of A Dolls House written by Anand Selvam SETTING: A small, poorly lit building sits alone near the outskirts of the town. It mars the otherwise familiar streets of a traditional community. The shadows appear as fixtures of the façade, seizing any light that might infiltrate the premises. ...

“The Adventures of Candizzle”
Parody of Candide written by Anand Selvam CANDIZZLE: A good-natured young man whose fickle nature serves as a conductor for the dynamic views of his companions GANDHISIMO: The consummate civil rights activist, whose optimistic outlook on life overcomes all obstacles in his path PENGUIN: A xenophobic penguin who hails from ...

A Modest Proposal to Produce Ubiquitous Equality, Magnanimity, and Compassion
Written by Anand Selvam A Modest Proposal to Produce Ubiquitous Equality, Magnanimity, and Compassion Throughout our Blessed Lands, which will further Allow for an Equilibrium of Opportunity for all Individuals Regardless of Ethnic, Academic, or Socioeconomic Background. It is a crestfallen state, such that one must travel through the streets and towns ...