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"fmnm part du" DeAngelo Bailey IS MY BOY, HE AND I USED TO BULLY MARSHALL../ JUST BECAUSE WE WERE BORED, WHO WOULD’VE THOUGHT THAN ...

Chapter 1- In the Beginning...
It was in the 57th age of Left-top right-middle-ish Mars that the dark Lord Pastree (pronounced pay-stree) came to power. He had enslaved the inhabitants of the far away land of Big! ™ During a ferocious clash of swords and FIRE! the remaining survivors fought to defend The Keep (Generally ...

Newest Bistro Menu
Prison Food- San Francisco-grown prime black anus served over a bed of carmelized hummus with hand-formed apples and Norwegian Tater Tots, atop a license plate. 12 Lunkhead Surprise- Pan-roasted toadstool dripping with aged panda juice and seasoned with melancholy, with a side of pulverized Japanese maize. Served with ...

Green Room Gossip
FROM POOL TO POOLE All the world’s a stage, and I’ve certainly strutted in finery across many a board. It has also been noted and reported in numerous theatrical gossip magazines that I have, throughout my illustrious career spanning the last fifty-two years, been found lying prostrate on many a board. ...

Life
Every day people live, but why to envedably die. Living every day to survive and reproduce, to be wiped out by future genarations each one more hopeless as we battle addictions, fears and disease no one has a purpose, just something to pass the time nobody cant hide it that theyll die someday and someone ...

Robotripping On CCC
The kid with the gayest haircut in the world was playing......well.....doing something to the guitar. The noise cut through the my brain. The pain growing with each pass of the plectrum across the strings, the amplifier set to warp-buzzy-fuzz 9, the sound of the entrance bell snapping the salesman back ...

A Liar
My words ran through my mouth like crazy. They didn't believe me. They believed that girl, Caley, they didn't care what I had to say, there feelings took advantage over their hearts. I choked on my words as I spoke nervously, "Guys, I promise- I . . . I didn't talk ...

The Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas And Dad didn't know That Mom knew about his Second wife, a ho. She crept up behind him, Shot him in the back, Cut off his limbs, And stuffed them in a sack. She went outside And dug a hole. Put the sack in and No one she told. But little did she know That around ...

Wizard of Oz - Ghetto Style
Daweesha sat outside on her front porch of her three family home in Waterbury, Connecticut. It was located on North Main Street, overlooking the fine scenery: drug deals, gang fights, and people smoking crack. The apartment Daweesha lived in had a small farm with it, which consisted of roaches, rats, ...

Gregory
Gregory Patterson, the public voice of Gov. Ruth Ann Minner's administration and one of the governor's longest-serving lieutenants, said Tuesday he is leaving the governor's office July 15 to become an adviser to Insurance Commissioner Matt Denn. Patterson, 33, has served as Minner's communications director since her election in 2000, ...