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The little duck that could
<BR>there once was a little duck, who had to poop. so he went poop, and while he was pooping, he discovered, HE COULD POOP! ...
<BR>there once was a little duck, who had to poop. so he went poop, and while he was pooping, he discovered, HE COULD POOP! ...
So this other time....
Same day we were playing quarters we got some pot. The pot was black. Why was the pot black? Dev was like, "(something something) this weird black pot"... I assume it wasn't very good pot, though I do not recall if it was or not. Oustin went to another room ...
Same day we were playing quarters we got some pot. The pot was black. Why was the pot black? Dev was like, "(something something) this weird black pot"... I assume it wasn't very good pot, though I do not recall if it was or not. Oustin went to another room ...
So this one time....
<h3><img style="width: 371px; height: 531px;" alt="failure" src="http://ladyofo.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/08-09-18f1.jpg" align="left"></h3><font style="font-family: verdana;" size="3">We were playing quarters and the quarters that bounced off the table were disappearing, I was so drunk, then Eli said/yelled, "where are all the quarters?" ...then we found out that Jarrod, who definitely wasn't drinking, had collected them. I ...
<h3><img style="width: 371px; height: 531px;" alt="failure" src="http://ladyofo.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/08-09-18f1.jpg" align="left"></h3><font style="font-family: verdana;" size="3">We were playing quarters and the quarters that bounced off the table were disappearing, I was so drunk, then Eli said/yelled, "where are all the quarters?" ...then we found out that Jarrod, who definitely wasn't drinking, had collected them. I ...
new potatoe
<BR>while shopping for a new potatoe which ones me, one from idaho or one from tennesse, tobad i didn't know my credit was black, now im leaving the mart with a really smelly black sack, f r e e that spells free credit report.com baby, saw their adds on my nintendo ...
<BR>while shopping for a new potatoe which ones me, one from idaho or one from tennesse, tobad i didn't know my credit was black, now im leaving the mart with a really smelly black sack, f r e e that spells free credit report.com baby, saw their adds on my nintendo ...
What makes me mad
Do you know what makes me mad? Well I hate when ask someone over 30 what time is it? They say "Quater half past 10" I be like WHAT ... Just tell me the the exact motherfuckin time!<br><br>Do you know what make me mad? When people ask a question and ...
Do you know what makes me mad? Well I hate when ask someone over 30 what time is it? They say "Quater half past 10" I be like WHAT ... Just tell me the the exact motherfuckin time!<br><br>Do you know what make me mad? When people ask a question and ...
Why is A Train Such a Douche Bag?
Once, back when men were still Dino-saurs, a Monkey ate a Crab-cake. Then Man-whore the Dino-saur came and told mankind to go and eat a lolleepop.<br>Several winches across the terrain of the desert fish later, Jesus returned to ask for a new countermachinechangefaaaaction. The deliberacy of the muteness of the ...
Once, back when men were still Dino-saurs, a Monkey ate a Crab-cake. Then Man-whore the Dino-saur came and told mankind to go and eat a lolleepop.<br>Several winches across the terrain of the desert fish later, Jesus returned to ask for a new countermachinechangefaaaaction. The deliberacy of the muteness of the ...
Telephone
My girlfriend and I were on the phone for a good several hours. She fell in and out sleep often, but I wasn't annoyed. I simply asked her to go to sleep. But she refused and refused and continued on to stay on the phone while dozing in and out ...
My girlfriend and I were on the phone for a good several hours. She fell in and out sleep often, but I wasn't annoyed. I simply asked her to go to sleep. But she refused and refused and continued on to stay on the phone while dozing in and out ...
the blue.white orange bird
rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <div>there once was a bird an the man crossed the road...an then the orange bird that was blue talk to him...an said have u seen orange</div> ...
rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <div>there once was a bird an the man crossed the road...an then the orange bird that was blue talk to him...an said have u seen orange</div> ...
Easy Ways to Arrive at Difficult Times
<div><br></div><div><br></div><div>First and foremost life is easy to miss, if all you're looking for is the end. Spending precious moments concerned about what if or what should be, anticipating an outcome or reaching further than your grasp. On the other hand remembering moments where through fear or indifference you became an ...
<div><br></div><div><br></div><div>First and foremost life is easy to miss, if all you're looking for is the end. Spending precious moments concerned about what if or what should be, anticipating an outcome or reaching further than your grasp. On the other hand remembering moments where through fear or indifference you became an ...
The Fizzle
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">'I would like a wizzle with my rizzle' said the grizzled Fizzle on Monday.</p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><br></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px ...
<p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica">'I would like a wizzle with my rizzle' said the grizzled Fizzle on Monday.</p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><br></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px ...
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