Bob

There once was a pig named Bob. Bob liked to eat bacon. He had BLT's one day and bacon cassarole the other. He never really knew what bacon was made out of and he didn't really care either. Then one day while driving to the store to get morre bacon bits for his dinner salad He came across a Giant Giraffe about 1600 feet tall! running throught the town destroying everythhing in sight. Bob did not like that at all. But he also did not kow what to do either. S he figured if that giant giraffe is gunna destroy all in his sight then i might as well get to the store and back before he destroys me too. He was going as fast as he can go, with out going tooo fast. abou;t an hour later he got home to find that a bunch of chickens have pooped all over his lawn. Meanwhile the Dinkey back at the dinner was enjoying his birthday dinner with a couple of friends. When all of a sudden a herd of lions came in and tore up the joint looking for their lost dog. They didn't find it so they left and was looking at the other place right across the street. The donkey went home and had a good night rest. Then next day aas lizard waaas getting up he saw there was no sun in the sky he realized it was still night time so he went back to sleep. Then Bob woke up with a sigh of releif and that it was all just a dream.Until he looked out side to find...

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