Lizards and Anihilating Robots

If i ever met a lizard i'd probably be like, "hey lizard, can i rip off your tail and watch it grow back?" because that's what lizards' tail's do...they grow back if you rip 'em off. then i'd take the part that i ripped off and make it a necklace. i'd rip off a bunch of different lizard tails and make a necklace. or maybe a jump rope. that'd be cool. a lizard tail jump rope. yeah. then i sell them on tv ridiculouly overpriced and people would buy them anyway. because humans are idiots. after i make millions on my lizard tail jump ropes i should just build a super troop of lizard tail powered robots to kill all the humans. and they'll kill 'em by eatin' 'em like a lizard would. stickin' 'em to they're tongues and swallowin' 'em whole....heh heh...sweet...

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