martian mind control chocolate

if i was an astronaut i would want to fly to mars. they make really good candy. it's chocolate or sour or sweet and it's the perfectest candy you'll ever want to eat because the martians put mind control in it so that they can control you and you can go back to earth and become a khaki pants salesman and then you'll have to live in Atlanta because all the shoesalesman already live in your hometown and you can't go there because they'll beat you up because you sell khaki pants. But then you might get tired of selling khaki pants because you haven't eaten any candy and the mind control wore off so now you can go back to your old job as a cowboy/belly dancer and rule the world with you magical lasso of funk.

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