brett and his guitar

one day there was a boy name brett he was walking down the street celebrating his dogs death because he is from albanigerainia and they dont like dogs well the dog died last tuesday from a rare case of plutatigrisitium ( the bleeding from the eyelashes) so he contiued his journy when he came across a big blue book he picked it up and found that it was empty so he wrote in it ( hi my name is brett and i am quite the interesting person you should talk to me and find out ) then he took the book and threw it in the ocean then carried on his wardward journy he kept walking untill he found a boat in which it had a 15 horse power moter he fed the horses some carrots and drove oss into the sun set then he found a new continent called united states of bingo players he didnt like bingo so he left to the country above it called can of DA he liked this place is smelt of elmers glue and wood chips he went to a house where an old lady sat on the porch singing songs about some south land and asked her what there was to do in these parts she told him to ride a moose while singing old macdonald had a farm so he did and someone shot him because that song was there enemys national anthem he went to the vet to get healed and they fixxed him them the doctor told him a story about some book he found in the ocean about a boy named brett brett screamed OH THATS MY BOOK I WROTE IT !!! and the docter killed him because they dont like interesting people in can of DA
then his ghost went home and slept for 153 years then woke up and sang old macdonald while playing an electric guitar in the swimming pool filled with vodka and bubble gum

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