Shoe: Fat people aren't laugh.

One day I was sitting at the table with my friends Thomas said something completely stupid and it made me laugh. I grabbed my stomach and laughed real big. I r b fat. I r b dumb.

Anyway! I laugheded and my fat rippled up my body until it slapped me in the face. When my fat slapped me in the face my head exploded causing Barney to fly out and land on the table. He started singing,

"I love you, you love me..."

I don't have to write it out! You know how it goes ! You know how it goes because your a pussy ass bitch! Hell I know how it goes cause I'm a pussy ass bitch!!!

Anyway! My friend Thomas, who was now a purple Chinese chicken, didn't like Barney singing and he hated him, which made (makes) him angry which is both the direct and indirect cause of whatever the hell I was just previously talking about! Therefore, He grabbed his Remington shotgun and blasted "the SHIT" out of Barney. Rob Zombie is playing in the background.

Anyway! "The SHIT" That I refer to happens to be the Telletubbies, who then fly out and land on the ground. They land on the ground so lightly that it causes the ground to shatter open causing millions of demons and devils to fly out the end.

COMING SOON TO A SHOE NEAR YOU
SHOE 2: tHE OTHER STUFF!!!
PWONAGE!!!!!

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