star wars episode 56:sith lord and the jedis

well once way back when there were dinosaurs still around, there was the mighty captain douko.now, captain douko didnt like luke, the king of the unicorns, so he grabbed his teradactle and went off to search for luke.
after many long days, he finally found luke in his tree house in the blue bees forest. he got out his nine and busted a cap in lukes booty.
now, luke was also the king of the blue bees, along with the unicorns and tele tubbies.they all got real angry and attackted captain douko. but he just pulled out his intergalactic space gun and shot them all down. it was really fast. but he knew that the mighty lord sith, sunshine would come and destroy him, so he called for back up. all of doukos wariors came with there light sabors. then, out of nowhere..

the teletubbies came!!

they all didnt knwo what to do because they were all hipnotized by the teletubbies sun rays. they made strange noises that put them all to sleep. then ,
the tele tubbies raped them and they died.
-the end-

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