how soloff got her groove back

There once was a young chap named ERIC J SOLOFF THE THIRD anyway he grew up in flapper boston, yes flapper, kinda like a scrotum yet not. anyway while visiting the infamous BRANDIES UNIVERSITY he lost her groove. now u may be thinking thsi is goign to turn into a "how stella got her groove back" but i assure u a street car naemd desire never enters the 'fray'. (he beat his wife to make her come back to him)(guys take notes thats how the real world works)anyway so he popped a few viagra to try and get teh groove back but he just wasnt 'up' for doin much lately(get it). anyway then he saw this chic that was fat named cory eatsalot. he wanted to make fuzzy bunny sex deep within her rolls of 'flub'. then he saw brower walkign next to her and noticed she, it, was taken so he cried then he got her groove back teh end

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