a monky likes eggs by thehatta

onse apon a thyme (or maybe its time...whatever) there was a monky. the monky realy liked eggs. one day he realy wantd a egg so he wemt to the chiken farm. he went to the ehingy were the chikens lay eggs and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited...and that went on for a while. so finally a chiken layd a egg and the monky ate it. but it turned out it was a piece of crap shaped like a egg. the monky threw up right when the farmer came in and the farmer thought he was a drunk raper so the farmer shot him with a shotgun 254,563 thymes. then the monky died but we all know that he haunts the farmer and replaced all his food with crap. oh and he eats eggs in monky heven and became a alcoholic and a raper. the end

Currently 5.36/10
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Rating: 5.4 out of 11 votes cast