Good Times with Canadians and Cows

Marcel LeSoir was born in Laron, a tiny Canadian farm town about 150 miles from Quebec. He was a good little boy. He spent his days milking the cows and the pigs, feeding the horses, and doing other things around the farm to help his parents. He didn't think of his duties as chores, he enjoyed them very much. Milking the cows and the pigs was his favorite.

But one day, it all changed. When Marcel was 12 years of age, he had his best friend Jacques over. After a quick game of Lacrosse, Marcel decided he wanted to show Jacques how to milk a cow. When they reached the land of the cows, excitement filled the air.

"All you have to do is grab and pull!" Marcel explained.

Marcel proceeded to milk the cow, but after a few minutes, Jacques pointed something out.

"Umm, Marcel, eh?" Jacques hesitated, "I don't think thats a cow"

"Then what is it, eh?" Marcel snapped at Jacques

"Dude Marcel..thats a boy cow.. you're yanking on his----" Jacques told him.

Before Jacques could finish speaking, Marcel had already stopped yanking on the cow, and turned to Jacques. He hesitated. "Well, the milk tastes good...It's so thick, and creamy, a bit sticky though."
He hesitated some more, then continued. "Now that I think about it....I wonder what it would feel like if... if... if I did it to you." Marcel said. Jacques's eyes lit up.

"Do you wanna try?" He asked.

Marcel nodded.

And from that point on, he knew he was gay.

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