The Blue Man From Somewhere

there was once a very special man called jim, but he actually turned out to be a giraffe on the second tuesday of august because he ate an orange on friday although he was meant to go and run away with the leprechauns in ireland who liked to dance on the blarney stone and have fights with the loch ness monster. then his teachers nose grew to such an immensely long length that jim the giraffe had to go to pakistan in a big yellow box to retrieve the lost script of tatty bye

-Jack Turnbull

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