JO MAMMA

Once upon a time there was a man, he had a chicken suit on. He ran around town saying "I LOVE HILDA!" and then he exploded. Chunks of gore hit the bewildered onlookers, so they all screamed and panicked for their lives, for ribcages and giblets were hitting them. One old man had a seizure and an old lady called the police. When they got to the scene, ladders had been erected in the center of the town so that the chunks of gore still flying wouldnt hit the sky. The townsfolk ate steak that night.

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