Golden

Once, there was a golden boy riding a golden horse under a golden sunset on a golden countryside. The golden boy stopped at a golden inn and said to the golden receptionist, "I'm golden exhausted! Do you have a golden room with a golden bed where I can spend the golden night?" "Of golden course," said the golden receptionist. "Just walk up the golden stairs, down the golden hallway, through the golden door, and there is your golden room with a golden bed where you can spend the golden night. Here is your golden key." So the golden boy took the golden key from the golden receptionist and went up the golden stairs, down the golden hallway, through the golden door, and into his golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night. There was a golden crack in the golden wall in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night, but the golden boy did not pay attention to the golden crack in the golden wall in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night until the next golden morning. The next golden morning, the golden boy in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night heard golden whispering from the golden crack in the golden wall in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night. The golden boy in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night put his golden ear to the golden crack in the golden wall in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night. "This is golden gossip!" the golden boy in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night said. The golden boy in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night walked out of the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night, out the golden door, up the golden hallway, down the golden stairs, and into the golden kitchen. When the golden boy got there, the cook asked, "Would you like chex or cheerios?" "Chex," the golden boy replied.

Suddenly, time restarted, and there was a different golden boy riding a golden horse under a golden sunset on a golden countryside. The golden boy stopped at a golden inn and said to the golden receptionist, "I'm golden exhausted! Do you have a golden room with a golden bed where I can spend the golden night?" "Of golden course," said the golden receptionist. "Just walk up the golden stairs, down the golden hallway, through the golden door, and there is your golden room with a golden bed where you can spend the golden night. Here is your golden key." So the golden boy took the golden key from the golden receptionist and went up the golden stairs, down the golden hallway, through the golden door, and into his golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night. There was a golden crack in the golden wall in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night, but the golden boy did not pay attention to the golden crack in the golden wall in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night until the next golden morning. The next golden morning, the golden boy in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night heard golden whispering from the golden crack in the golden wall in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night. The golden boy in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night put his golden ear to the golden crack in the golden wall in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night. "This is golden gossip!" the golden boy in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night said. The golden boy in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night walked out of the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night, out the golden door, up the golden hallway, down the golden stairs, and into the golden kitchen. When the golden boy got there, the cook asked, "Would you like chex or cheerios?" "Cheerios," the golden boy replied.

Suddenly, time restarted again, and there was a different golden boy riding a golden horse under a golden sunset on a golden countryside. The golden boy stopped at a golden inn and said to the golden receptionist, "I'm golden exhausted! Do you have a golden room with a golden bed where I can spend the golden night?" "Of golden course," said the golden receptionist. "Just walk up the golden stairs, down the golden hallway, through the golden door, and there is your golden room with a golden bed where you can spend the golden night. Here is your golden key." So the golden boy took the golden key from the golden receptionist and went up the golden stairs, down the golden hallway, through the golden door, and into his golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night. There was a golden crack in the golden wall in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night, but the golden boy did not pay attention to the golden crack in the golden wall in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night until the next golden morning. The next golden morning, the golden boy in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night heard golden whispering from the golden crack in the golden wall in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night. The golden boy in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night put his golden ear to the golden crack in the golden wall in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night. "This is golden gossip!" the golden boy in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night said. The golden boy in the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night walked out of the golden room with the golden bed where the golden boy could spend the golden night, out the golden door, up the golden hallway, down the golden stairs, and into the golden kitchen. When the golden boy got there, the cook asked, "Would you like chex or cheerios?" "Chex," the golden boy replied.

THE MORAL?

Two out of three boys prefer chex over cheerios.

Currently 4.36/10
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Rating: 4.4 out of 14 votes cast