the child with the last name POO

once apon a time...in a far away land, lived a child named Edgar. Everyone would always make fun of him because he talked with a lisp and always wore the same brown corderoys. Edgar tried explaining to his classmates that the only reason they were brown was because he could control his poo, and he would always doodle in his pantaloons! the kids laughed even harder when Edgar told him the story, they even gave him the last name "poo" for kicks. Theres no happy ending to this...well wait, he DID get a B+ on his paper about why you should eat purple watermellons, but ya, poor Edgar Poo...poor..poor boy:(

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