bam margera and the cloud of lonliness

one day a cow walked across the road. as the cow was approaching a big giant bananna car came down the street. bam margera who was the driver of this car saw the cow but didnt stop. he hit the cow and it shattered into a million pieces that turned into soda cans. bam stopped the car and started picking up the cans to recyle them at the nearest grocery store. he arrived at food~r~us at approximately duck`o`clock. when he left he had made 800 million dollars which he tied all up in a string and floated up into the sky with. when he reached the first cloud he decided to take a rest and tied the money to the nearest hitching post which was 200 miles away. while walking he came across the x-mas stocking forest. when he was walking through he saw one of his favorite animals: the liger. he went over to the liger and said "hello liger" the liger responded with "i just had sex with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich while drinking orange juice in the hood" then flew away. Bam still hungry went inside the tree but was quickly thrown out by the squirrels. returning to his money he decided to live on the cloud so he took the money and put on a cd. when he woke up he wanted to visit his good friend the sexual harrassment panda. the panda lived in a far far away galaxy called colorado. he downloaded his money from the cd and printed it out, making sure it was on photo paper so he could fly away with it. on his journey to colorado he met a hamster named chain. ironically he was chained to a rain drop and was falling 794 bagillion miles an hour. bam got his bananna car out of his pocket and tied it to the hamster to slow him down, but succeeded. then he watched Chain and his bananna car plummit into a tunnel and vanish forever. when he smelled the tacos he started on his voyage to colorado again. when he found the sexual harrassment panda he shot him with a tranquilizer gun and raped and killed him. bam tired from running crawled back to the lamp, turned it off and went to sleep.

THE END

.:: Sara ::.

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