reign of the monk (extreme edition)

there wance was a dev'lish monk who studied his ma'nek sha every day. that is a book with words in it that mon'eks study. he studid it alot and finally when he could study no more he went and took a bath in his friends house. his friend wasnt home and when monk got out of the bathtub he grabbed all their food and ate it with a dev'lish look. he tripped over a schrub in their yard and it exploded. he knew his friend has placed landmines to keep him and robbers out of their yard. so monk acitivated his heat seakor and hackor devices and went back inside carefuly avoiding the landmines and barb wire and machine guns
when he went inside his friend was there and monk quickly drank the rest of his friends soda pop and fat free skim milk and then dodged a few bullets and jumped over the coutner to avoid a grenade and his friend says back to him
"wtF IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS"

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