beaker the speaker and the machete

once upon a time in a land of shelves there was a speaker named beaker. beaker wasn’t your normal speaker you see he wasn’t a marker. because of this he was severely picked on and so he went and killed himself. when he was hungry he then wanted to kill the other speakers that were around him. so one day in school he brought in a machete and bash in all the knobs of the tv. that morning he used paper to dig a hole into the mouse pad. when he got up there he told the snowballs that he was going to make them yellow. so he pulled out his volume button and urinated alllllll over the snowmens house. then 45 minutes later when he was done he decided to run home. this was alittle challenging because u kno he was a speaker so instead of running it was more of a hobble/jump/bouncin. then when he found the coffee pot he used a statue and an xmas tree to make a pot of lemonade. then he bounced out side to see wut he could see. but all that he could see was the bottom of the deep blue sea. he dove in and touched the bottom 583 miles down. when he was running he saw millions of horses eating all the coral. this made him upset so he sneezed..... the end

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