The one brave chicken nugget
In the cafeteria one late night a burglar came through the chicken nuggets and asked the refrigerator to cook them so he could go to sleep. The blender replied “those are exponents” and continued working. Then one of the brave chicken nuggets stood up and walked away trying to sneak by the hamburger. Then the alarm sounded in the classroom and the burglar jumped over the mop and bucket and then almost in slow motion tripped over the stove. The one brave chicken nugget got pretzel dough out of the fridge and tied up the burglar, urging the other chicken nuggets to help. The 180 lunch ladies came storming in and saw the burglar and thanked the chicken nugget for his bravery. Then the refrigerator called the local police and they came right over. They took the burglar by the nose and dragged him out of the church.At his trial, the refrigerator, the blender and the stove all testified and the burglar got 6 years in jail. They awarded the brave little chicken nugget all the barbeque sauce he could eat and they all lived happily ever before.
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