Lying Baby

This kid was 3 years old. He told everyone in town that he was 87 years old. By coincidence, the next day some huge wrestler came into town and said, "I'm a big wrestling guy! I'm here looking for a fight! I'll fight anyone who's 87 years old!"

Some guy heard that and said, "Oh! I know an 87 year old man!" He pointed at the 3 year old kid. The wrestler saw the kid and said, "Oh yes! That's who I want to fight!"

The wrestler picked up the kid and just ate him.

The moral of this story is that lying is a bad thing and wrestlers are stupid.

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Rating: 6.9 out of 23 votes cast