Did you see the roller coaster?

'My name is Mary Hawkford!' screamed the girl with the pigtails. 'Who are you and what are you doing in my can?'
The carrot blinked and looked at the pea.
'Should we tell her?' she asked.
'Certainly' said the pea. 'Otherwise we'll have to call the phone booth.
'Alright' said the carrot to the pea. To Mary she answered 'we'll I'm naked, and the ram ran away with the dishwasher'

Mary looked confused for a bit, then grinned showing off her one toothed smile. 'It's ok, I'm naked too'
Just then the pea began feeling nauseous and turned beet red.

'Your pea looks sick' Mary says. 'Here, I'll put him in the toaster.

Poor Peter Pea, if only he knew that the toaster was unplugged, then he wouldn't have gotten sick.
As he rested on the pop tart, his life flashed before his eyes, and he died and went to broadway.
As for Mary and the carrot, they started a chain of puppet shows and turned yellow from all the nitrogen in the air.

by Gigi

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