Mister Yookie Came from Mexico

Mr. Yookie Dookie hopped the Mexican border and went to America. Unfortunately he met up with some nazis. They said, "Go back you fool!"

Mr. Yookie was like, "Leave me alone! I just want a better life!"

So the nazis said, "Ok! If you can dance for 8 days straight we won't call the border control!"

So Mr. Yookie danced his heart out for more than a week and was allowed to stay in America.

He never had freedom because America sucks too, but it was pretty cool anyways.

Currently 5.14/10
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Rating: 5.1 out of 7 votes cast