disney/pixar presents a tale of shit

once upon a time i was real bored dman i still am hell that rhymes. maybe i should rap if i can ryhm liek that. but then again i do not promote that kind of stuff. anyway senior skip day is coming up and well um u see im thinking about some lazer taggrand slam is greatness one time i was playign bowlingo and i broke it by throwin teh ball overhand.....there was no caution sign. oh yeah anna kournikova is real hot....like not regular hot but REAl hot. she used to be cool and hot when she was going out with sergei but now shes just hot. oh yeah i was at the mall yesterday it was boring i never seen it so empty. oh yeah dont ask but i was in wet seal and anyway to make a real short story even shorter thongs with different horoscopes were by 2 get 1 free. i wondered can u be 3 signs or why would u buy three to girls get them for their friends? if so why have i not heard of this. secondly no one ever admits that girls feild hockey do NOT shower together. therefore it is taken that they do by process of elimination. see if u get to this point ur real bored so the rest of this is probably worse than before becuase i too am tired and bored. anyway im researching girls basketballa nd girl on one site is hot. i thinking about takins a trip to HEMPFEILD? who knows where that is. im still bored and i have a lot of physice hw yet i wont be home till 8, problem, maybe, solution, not coming. i got sweats yesterday and i gto the XXXL yeah they were samll if i were truly fat and tall then they would not fit properly in the upper left hand quadrant perimeter. anyway back to talk to trembeley and make fun of him cause um yeah i donty have anythign yet but i still got a good 2 min

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