Chicken Eggs

Once there was two eggs nobody knew what kind they were. Every
chicken on the farm was curious about who laid them. Only two chickens
knew,a Crested Blue Swedish and a Chinese Ringneck. When the farmer went
to feed the animals he noticed the two eggs were hatching in the incubator
and suddenly jumped in surprise. Just then the demon from the dark abyss dove
from the cracked shell and slowly crawled down the farmer's throat. As the demon
lay its eggs in the farmer, his body began to twitch and tear apart. The two birds,
having knowledge of what the demon's goal was, and being its creator, chuckeled as they
watched the demon corrupt the farmers soul. Just then the ground began to tremble.
It had begun, the reign of the Satan Incarnate had begun. The seventh prophecy (corruption
of Jesus decendent) had been fufilled, thanks in part to the two birds, who had been
Satans main officers. As the demons flooded from the deepest depths of hell, the animals
could hear the screams of the tormented souls. The two chickens, now in their true form of
Decisius and Morkeus the fallen demons burned the houses in the village. As Decisius burned the
final home in the village, monkeys from the nearby woods began to come to the village
to see what was going on. Noticing certain doom, the master monkey, Bakbakaytiop, wielded the
butter knife from a pillaged home. The angels then blessed the knife and it turned into
to "Holy Butter Divider From God" which had the same form, but not the same auroa. As the
eggs hatched from within the farmer, the clocktower struck twelve and demons were flying
through the red skies. As Bakbakaytiop confronted the master demons, heavy metal began
playing and the animals soon notcied Ozzy Osbourne had come to fabricate a guitar from the
spines of the mortal dead. Yes it was true. Ozzy Ozbourne was GOD. As he began to play his spine
guitar, Bakbakaytiop slashed Decisius and Morkeus and watched their wretched bodies
fall into the eternal flame. Ozzy began "RUNNING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRA-AIN"
Bakbakaytiop then took the flaming gem from the demon god, Satan himself, from his heart
and ate it along with a Banana Cream Smoothie. Just then, Snoop-Dogg and Dr. Dre rolled
up in a hydraulic lowrider and pulled out uzis. "Take this mofo" P P P P P P P P P P
Snoop and Dre Filled satan with lead and everybody lived happily ever after.

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