Help Isn't Always Such a Helpful Thing

Russell was making a grenade. And he said to his neighbor Willace, "Go get me the explosive powder for my grenade!"

Willace was like, "Naw man! Naw!"

So Russell went out and found the powder on his own. Then he said, "Willace! Get me some metal!"

Willace said, "Naw man! That's cool! I don't want to get metal!"

Russell said, "Fine!" and got the metal himself.

Then Russell said, "Find me a pin Willace!"

Willace said, "Naw! Dawg, I ain't like that."

So Russell went and got the pin. He finally finished making the grendade.

Willace saw the grenade and said, "Oh man Russell! Can I throw the grenade!? It looks so cool man!"

Russell said, "No! You didn't help me make it so you won't enjoy the feeling of throwing it!"

Willace was like, "Aw, ok man! That's not cool man!"

Then Russell threw it at a wall and it bounced back at him. Russell yelled, "Oh shit!" and it blew off Russell's legs. Russell yelled, "Go call 911 Willace! My legs are gone!"

Willace said, "Well, you didn't let me throw the grenade! Why should I help you now?"

Russell was like, "Ha! Good point!"

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The moral of this story is... don't help people build weapons because they might throw it at a wall and have it bounce back and brutally injure themselves.

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