So i was walking....

Yeah, so i was walking to the laundromat, when all of a sudden my father (who i haven't seen in about 12 years) says, "do you know where the pharmacy is?, i really have to deliver this letter to my folks back in Chicago." So, i spat on him and walked away.

At the laundromat, i happen to see my english professor, Mrs. Whale. All of a sudden, she stabs me in the back of the neck and says, "so you think your gonna escape from me you dirty rat boy? i could easily eat you up in less than 60 seconds or your money back!!" Well, then i took the dagger out of me neck, and walked away with nothing but an eye patch.

Finally, i stopped on a rest area while walking down the highway, and i spotted a deer. i whipped out my telescope, and stated, "Arrg, thats a fine one." so i quietly secretly crawled under the deer and shot it. All of a sudden, my life was changed in the blink of a bullet. It wasn't a deer at all, it was my father.

Well, i hope you changed the way you view people who can't afford the things you have in your own home today. Hey, mabye you'll be as lucky as me and find hope under a rock someday. You just never know what life is gonna stab you!!!

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