My day is full of suprises!

So, you know the daily routine: wake up, slap my dog, and go to work. well, that all changed the day that i woke up late for work: my day turned into a nightmare! i woke up in a field of marshmellow fluff where a man named weinerheizenshitznel stared at me, then transfomred into my wife! he handed my my golden key chain to the abyss of DOOM. Just then, the town Bandwagon rode off in the distance. I started to feel uncertain of what was going on around me. So i shouted as loud as i could until me players arose from the dead. Suprisingly though, they openly skipped destructively. Anyway, today, i wasn't able to slap my dog because of a plague speading through my town. Considering there was a plague, i wasnt able to leave marshmellow fluff. So, i decided to rebuild my house with marshmellow fluff. A fairy even gave me a good luck charm for my new home!!!! I was shocked. But for some weird reason, the fairy sratched me where it hurts, so i kicked her in the face,and woke up from my terrible day.
Now, the nightmare shall begin...........

-ben, aka sticky-

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