wands,broomsticks and anything inbetween.

It was a saturday.A normal average saturday.A extreamly ordinary perfectly normal with a 0.01 percent chance of it not being normal.But if it was a normal saturday then this will most proberly be a extremly ordinary perfectly normal with a 0.01 percent chance of it being an increderbly boring book.So that is why it is not a normal average satureday but a wednesday.so that means that what you have just read is of coures useless but who cares ,it makes a good tounge twister.with it of coures being a wednesday it was off coures not a normal average day.why? because Wednesdays are always weird strange and wednesdayish so it must of been a wierd strange wednesdayish kind of day.but enough tounge twisters and weird wednesdayish kind off talk lets get on with the story.
It was all silent.except the cars rushing past with people getting home very late,a raving party going on some were or other and a stray dog tearing around looking for food and barking when ever it feels like it for no reason what so ever.so like i said before everything was silent.it was a rather chilly night and the wind was whispering secrets to the flowers which were bobbing about joyfully listerning to the rumours and gossip the wind had to tell them.The moon was like a giant glowing planet thingy that looked very shiny (i cant think of any good descibing words...... its not my fault)and the grass was still damp from the april showers that seem to pop out of nowhere whenever you forget your umbrella.The street looked rather neat and tidy but rather weird.A deep purple care home was at the far left side and a bright yellow cat home at the far right hand side with a black sign with rather scruffy pink writing on it saying 3 for 2.poor cats.on the left was a thick sweeping willow tree but on the right were stick thin cherry blossems.bad combination.the flowers were the strangest of all with pink stems and green petals.they looked like someone had ether planted them upside down or planted green flowers spray painted them pink and all the colour had run.There was normal things but there boring so i wont tell you about them.It may seem strange but the group of dustbins rather in the middle of the leftish side and of the rightish side were most probebly the wierdest off all and them being strange was not the fact that they were a rather sickly shade of green or the fact that that was indeed a wednesday and not a saturday but the reason they were the most strange inanimate object in the whole street was that a hooded figure stumbeld (almost as if pushed)from the rather wierd dustbins.The stranger seemed to be wearing a plain black hooded coat and the only colour was a gold sash tied neatly around the waist.Unfortunate as this may seem the cloak the figure was wearing trailed along the floor and as it looked rather stunning as the person glided across the damp grass the long trailing coat caut underneath the figure.They stumbled caught there balance and turned around back to the dustbins made a thumbs up sign to the other 3 figures that had been peaking over the edge of the bins.Someone sighed and another shook there head in a annoyed sort of gesture,the other figure with the gold sash must of got the hint because its hands swung limply back to there sides turned slowly with there head bent not looking were there walking and collided straight in to a lamp post.
"arrrrrrr ochy ochy ochy och that hurt who put that bloomin pole there the dimwit .my heads killin' me now help help im dyin' head injury call 999 im bleedin' to death mega concussion brain damage im dyin' here"the stranger stopped ranting and carefully checked her head over for injurys
"well ive got a bruise at least"she said rather quiter than before.By now the others had strolled over one brushed there hood of and began checking there hair and makeup in a pocket mirror another knelt down and examend the so called emergency.
"oh nooooo your dying bleeding to death oh noooo"joked the person who had bent down to examine the injured drama qeen.
"you should have looked were your going may"said a low bored vioce (it sounded as if that person really didnt want to be there)
"dont poke fun of may, jessy"said the rather plump figure that had helped with the emergency.so far it must be hard to keep track of the characters so i (being the narriator )should need to inform you that so far you have been (almost )introduced to four people Jessica is a rather dumb show off that would if threatend with a gun would ask the murderer for time out so she could apply a fresh caot of lipgloss and geting a manicure at the same time.Poppy is the plump figure wich helped with the emergency and stuck up for May .she is the kind of girl that would if threatened with a gun would ask for time out to check that all others were out of the building and then ask if the murderer needed anger management and self- help lessons.May is a young shy girl that would bink at the murder with her big green eyes and start wimpering while the murder apologised and walked away.that leaves Aggy she is the kind of stern cold hearted person that would stare at the murder and he would be locking himself in the jail cell before the cops were even of there coffee break.lets get back to the story shall we .just read this way ,get it read this way ,oh never mind just ignore the terrible humor.
"will you stupid fools get up and shut up"sneered Aggy in her not so nice and not ever polite vioce"we have a job to do i would like to do it quickly.unlike last ime"
everyone thought back and if they werent shaking there heads they were smirking.a young boy 4 spiders and a mouse should not be put in the same sentence. trust me.as the rather strange strangers started to rember that they had a (hopefully)quick job to do they walked one by one to the deep purple care home that was rather on the leftish side.as they got closer all 4 women hoped that the young girl they were of to collect didn't have any spiders.
"knock knock knock"
"there here there here.didnt think they were coming until next wednesday."
the large rather grand purple door of the care opened to reveal a thin skinny man that seemed to overexcited for his age.considering he looked more happy than a young child at christmas when really he was ovr 30 run a dismal care home full of kids with terrible behaviour problems and was getting a call in the middle night by 4 ladys in long black cloaks .and hes exited about this?lets get back to the story before it gets any wierder.
"i didnt think that i would have another not after well you know the spiders and the mouse"he didnt seem all to sorry.instead he was smiling as if it was one of his most prized possessions.
"were is the girl"said aggy in a cold emotionless voice.said the rather strange man didnt seem at all put of or surprised at the tone of her voice.as he turnd and showed them in side Jessy gave a first class flirting smile at the man "hi Danny"she simperd in a sugary sweet voice not at all like the one she usally had "having a fun time here at the home"as she said this she edged closer to him.backing him up against the wall."y...y..yes um...i...um...i...um got married..um..she..um is having a baby as well...soon very very soon"Danny stuttered through this perticular sentence very fast very awkwardly and with a lot of courage.Jessica deflated like a balloon her face turning very white(bad idea considering how much make-up she had on)and her voice became cold and distant.
"thats very"(she took a deep breath)"lucky of you"she finshed off with the dramatic effect of having tears in her eyes and stalked ofas she did poppy came up behind him "it's ok"she said in a cherry vioce "she only decided that she would fall madly in love with you at lunch time"Danny feeling very put down and very unlucky stalked of behind her to the front room that a small young girl had been waiting excitedly for the last 4 hours.

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