Blimey

So, one day I was walking down the street and a guy came up to me and said "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" I replied "Yes I can." and he said "okay then." and walked away, so, I went over to my house and I saw this lawn crew on my lawn fixing my lawn and I asked them why they were there and they said in spanish "¡Ah mi gato!" So I said "AAAH! It's in the middle of the road getting squished by that 16 wheeler!" and he said "¿Qué?" and another mexican translated to him. and then there was a british guy who's name was Mr.Yemilb and everyone hated him, so I said "YOU STINK, MR. YEMILB!" And he said "Blimey!"
And I said "WHAZZAT S'POSED TO MEAN?" and he said "Blimey!" and I said "SHUT UP, YOU!" and he said "Blimey!" just then he got run over by a steam roller.

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