Jesus and his unknown leg

Im sure you have all heard of Jesus, you know the guy who made 500 fish, oh and smashed up a market and all sorts of stuff for no apparent reason. I have come up with a theory that jesus was tripping on acid at the time. the kind of acid you can get up margate these days, ya know near the train station of those dodgy fellas. i do know this, Jesus had an unkown LEG! he stashed his acid inside a pocket of skin on his unkown leg.. all was well with his unkown leg and stash of acid, untill one day, Moses came along looking to get smashed out his head one day on second day, and left jesus with a fish and all was well.

by goose

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