Clebus and the blue-backed silver skinned bear

One day there was a giant man named clebus, he was very tall and everyone thought highly of him in a, short type of manner. anyway clebus, or shoe to his friends was walking alone the path of his founding fathers when he saw a familier sight, a giant blue-backed silver skinned bear, it was muching on some goober grass near the giant foilage of the south. Now being very dim shoe decided to get a long stick and started to prod the blue-backed silver skinned bear, to which he was very startled by, the bear started to mutate, it was gurglng and started to climb a tree, shoe could hear all kinds of noises, it sounded like a mongoose licking a hermit. when it came down from the tree it was no longer a blue-backed silver skinned bear, it was a oranged tailed mammoth tusk, which is a type of snail.

But mammoth tusks are very aggressive creatures and the orange-tailed ones are even worse, it charged towards a startled clebus and the poor guy didn't know what to do, so he just stood there, the rampaging mammoth tusk trampled the giant into a melted slug like substance, now being in this form clebus was in a small amount of pain...every bone in body broken apart from the one on his thumb, he pulled himself home by his thumb, mumbling and moaning all the way, he got home and went to bed, never to be seen again...

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