the man with no eyebrows

There was a man with big bushy eyebrows, they were all bushy and big and all that.........anyway. He woke up one one day and saw that he had no eyebrows. He missed his eyebrows, they were his only friend. He called them lefty and righty. So he had to put up with having no eyebrows so he slept on it.
He had a nightmare about his two eyebrows, lefty and righty chasing him with crowbars. He woke up suddenly to see that he had one eyebrow!!!!!!!!!!! But he couldn't think of a name for his one eyebrow. so he decided to call him Uni.

by Jelly, Murchster and Limby.

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