My Bottle Head

One day a thought occurred to me. My head is shaped like a bottle, but not just any ole bottle. It's shaped like a big bottle... with a neck... and a lip. I thought about feeling self conscious about it, but now I think that would be pointless. I mean, when you have a knee that's shaped like a pancake what could be worse than that? My knee is shaped so much like a pancake it just makes me hungry every time I look at it, but that only occurs in the morning, around breakfast time, when I am pacing the kitchen floor thinking "what do I want to eat?" Sausage links!! I want sausage links!! ... Damn fingers!

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