Goosey Loo and The Peanut

Here is a tale of upmost extravagance to all that read it. It is a tale of a young leppa called goosey loo. goosey loo had a bad case of lepracy, it ate away at her vital organs, the scientific name for this is nikratising vashitis, which is usually caused by an evasive scriptis karcass! she could just be sitting there and have a very bad case of boneitis, all her bones would mushafy and she would be crumpled on the floor and go limp as a bone fish. Any she was walking along the path of righteousness which she usually treads and she saw a peanut, just a peanut on the path of righteousness, laying there in it's roasted, saltedy goodness. She picked it up and it started to sing a little song; it was soft and gentle like a baby dolphin being driven over by a boat. She was moved by this song so she put it in her bag for later.

As she kept walking along the path she found some paper with some writing on it; it read 'to those who have found the magic peanut, jump in the air and rejoice, then grab a shotgun and shoot an eagle, preferably a golden eagle as they are on the brink of extinction' she looked at this and thought 'hmmm' now being a clever button she knew that to wake up in bed you had to open your eyes, having no relevance to the story pay the previous sentence no heed. she didn't jump in the air neither shoot an eagle for that is silly. Suddenly a massive cloud appeared and shot a thunder bolt at her, she exploded into a billion pieces that all exploded once more into 6.4 billion more pieces, no-one knows why. Anyway she got up.... a little burnt and gathered herself and walked on.....to be continued

by the master of funny lolololololololololmao

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